Football shorts – 4

14 Jun

Now, you all know me  – I simply don’t DO smut and innuendo  and a cleaner minded person you could never wish to meet!

But what am I supposed to think when a commentator on the Italy vs Paraguay World Cup game informs me that one of the Italian midfielders is “sliding it in firmly and stretching the defender”!


In my day the Italians just PINCHED bottoms, and (usually) ladies’ bottoms at that!

How times change.

Mind you, one of the Paraguayan players WAS called “Vera”!  Perhaps they got confused!

Incidentally, do you agree that if ever a word positively invited innuendo, it’s the word “innuendo”?


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