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The quickness of the wit deceives the……….

13 Sep

My gorgeous wife Faith  does not, it has to be said, spend an awful lot of our combined incomes on makeup and beauty products.

She does not, of course need any such artificial enhancements (he added, knowing when he’s onto a good thing!).

So I was a bit surprised last Saturday when we were doing a bit of shopping in Peterborough, to hear that she needed to nip into Superdrug for something.

“What is it you want?” I enquired.

“An eye pencil” she replied.

“Blimey!” I retorted, quick as a flash, “what will those Apple Technologists think of next?”

Well I thought it was funny!

Alfie

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3 Comments

Posted by on September 13, 2010 in Brilliant Puns!

 

3 responses to “The quickness of the wit deceives the……….

  1. Mike V.

    September 14, 2010 at 11:23 am

    Har, har, harrrr!!!

     
    • littlealfie

      September 14, 2010 at 3:17 pm

      Is that a good “Har, har, harrrr!!!” or a bad one?

       
  2. theworldaccordingtomorpheus

    September 24, 2010 at 8:51 am

    I must SUBSCRIBE to your blog – I’m MILES behind with this reply – and your piece on “The Boat That Rocked” – it was a GOOD har, har, harrrr! A bad one would have been hur, hur, hur!

     

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