My gorgeous wife Faith does not, it has to be said, spend an awful lot of our combined incomes on makeup and beauty products.
She does not, of course need any such artificial enhancements (he added, knowing when he’s onto a good thing!).
So I was a bit surprised last Saturday when we were doing a bit of shopping in Peterborough, to hear that she needed to nip into Superdrug for something.
“What is it you want?” I enquired.
“An eye pencil” she replied.
“Blimey!” I retorted, quick as a flash, “what will those Apple Technologists think of next?”
Well I thought it was funny!